If I texted you during the game then I am so sorry expect a fruit basket

…………………..fuckin spork

I will never sleep again

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleonnnnnn

Yeah somebody just fuck me

I’M SCREAMING I FEEL LIKE MY EYES ARE BLEEDING BARBECUE SAUCE

Somebody fuck (with) me

literallysame:

the wasabi ginger lays are so fucking good holy shit

Nah the Eagles just won but I will need to be put on DRUGS if I’m gonna not fight everyone on sight

I’m on DRUGS