I’m obsessed with the Kim K game


life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house



"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

I’d say shots fired, but I think “shields thrown” is more appropriate.

Das me doe


if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go through

the perfume department 


i love kissing so much how it can be soft and romantic or hard and passionate or lazy and sleepy or affectionate and then it’s like you like the person and they like you because you are kissing and it’s just you two and you can close your eyes and there will be nothing in the world except that